How dare you.

How fucking dare you.

What makes you think that you can text her and ask her to come home for the weekend just to save you from your parents?

They are your parents.
Your problem.

Luckily, she said no.
And she was pissed that you asked

Personally..
I'm glad they are coming to stay with you for 3 days.
Hearing it made my day.
Why?
Because I can think of nothing you hate worse.
And I think you deserve it.
;)